Laying low until the Annual Indy 500 party at a buddy’s parents house on Sunday. Drinking, chain smoking, gambling on the race, and volleyball in the yard all day.
My bf’s mom just bought us some new furniture, so we’ll be setting all that up for most of the weekend. Fancy Cocktails with the girls on Saturday afternoon will likely turn into chugging long islands at 2AM and blacking out at some trashy bar.
Neck up, Bring on the botox. Also a plus for a woman if the organs go at their normal rate – would love to take advantage of having a 20-something body post-menopause…
I never understood why anyone would want to get with someone who was married/in a relationship.. if they’re willing to end that relationship to be with you, then they’d be willing to end the relationship with you to be with someone else down the road. Do better.
I think he does well, its a fresh perspective for sure. I haven’t been watching the Daily Show much lately, but I love his stand up – hearing about his experiences as an immigrant and growing up during apartheid is fascinating. And he’s a babe.
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This applies to every man ever
wait, you have a hinge date but also another woman you’re introducing to your friends? Trash move.
Laying low until the Annual Indy 500 party at a buddy’s parents house on Sunday. Drinking, chain smoking, gambling on the race, and volleyball in the yard all day.
No way these chicks ACTUALLY know what egregious means though
My bf’s mom just bought us some new furniture, so we’ll be setting all that up for most of the weekend. Fancy Cocktails with the girls on Saturday afternoon will likely turn into chugging long islands at 2AM and blacking out at some trashy bar.
He’s Thiccy Rickey
Chris is the spitting image of Ben Stiller
Cheese (string cheese, cheese cubes, cracker cuts, etc) was a big miss here.
I would rather be homeless than deal with this
my bf teaches high school freshmen. this is SO spot on
Always.
Neck up, Bring on the botox. Also a plus for a woman if the organs go at their normal rate – would love to take advantage of having a 20-something body post-menopause…
I never understood why anyone would want to get with someone who was married/in a relationship.. if they’re willing to end that relationship to be with you, then they’d be willing to end the relationship with you to be with someone else down the road. Do better.
Love Hard Knocks (and JT). Thanks for the recommendation.. I’ll be suggesting this to my bf as our new show to watch together
Vaginator?
I think he does well, its a fresh perspective for sure. I haven’t been watching the Daily Show much lately, but I love his stand up – hearing about his experiences as an immigrant and growing up during apartheid is fascinating. And he’s a babe.
I’m seeing Trevor Noah tonight and Infinity War tomorrow with wine and beers peppered in between both. Excitement all around
My friend (who’s a VP of my company) said he fired a chick yesterday and she still showed up to work today. PGPM.
I pay $11 a month for commercial-free. Sure it doesn’t have as much selection as Netflix but its got all the ABC & NBC shows I watch
I don’t get why everyone sleepin’ on Hulu