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Good Monday Morning, friends. I had a quiet weekend, so therefore I don’t have any complaints. Watched some sports; caught up on some shows on my DVR; did some crafting. Even so, the weekend went by too fast. But at least I wasn’t any of these people.
I have to admit that I haven’t been watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation, but even I know that a.) Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is a new father, and b.) he **almost** cheated on his baby-mama, Jen Harley, on this week’s ep. Now, there’s no telling if that’s what led to the couple’s nasty Instagram fight this weekend, but my guess is that it probably didn’t help.
The pair was spotted partying together on Saturday evening, but things took a turn on Sunday when some Instagram story sparring:
The real loser here? The couple’s newborn daughter Ariana, because she’s got these two charming humans as parents. [via US Magazine]
If you’re into Jersey Shore, checkout Jerzday, a Jersey Shore podcast on Grandex Labs.
Dr. Fahd Ahmad
For most parents, the worst day in the lifetime of raising children is the day that those children figure out how to out-smart them. Luckily for most parents, most kids don’t figure this out until at least their teens, and let’s be honest – most weren’t as slick as they think they are. I mean, how many times did we think we got away with something and it turned out our parents knew what was up the whole time?
But it seems as though in this case, we’ve got a kid whose got it all figured out. Dr. Ahmad, a doctor and researcher who blogs about parenting, shared the following tweet about how his 9-year-old outsmarted him and his wife in relation to one of everyone’s favorite childhood visitors, the Tooth Fairy:
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018
Good luck, Dr. Ahmad. You’ve got a wily one on your hands. [via Mashable]
This Thirsty Lady
I don’t mean that’s she’s desperate, I mean that she’s literally parched. That’s the only way to explain her complete meltdown at a Staten Island fast food restaurant on Sunday.
The unidentified woman ordered a “$4 Wicked Good Deal meal” at Popeye’s and was not pleased to find out her meal only consisted of chicken strips, one side and a buttermilk biscuit – but no beverage. So enraged was the woman that she threw a cardboard sign and broke the window with a chair before taking off. But of course, the entire thing was captured on security cameras:
— WFLA NEWS (@WFLA) April 29, 2018
Honestly, I only have one question here: are Popeye’s biscuits as good as KFC’s? [via New York Post]
The Cleveland Indians
Lebron and co. may have made it to the second round of the playoffs this weekend, but their baseball brethren haven’t been so lucky: they are sitting on top of the AL East, but they dropped 3 of 4 to the Seattle Mariners over the weekend.
Despite the losses – the Indians may have won Twitter this weekend.
So, good news — we saw a dog today. pic.twitter.com/SIDZ7eZ3Ov
— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) April 28, 2018
— 7 News Sydney (@7NewsSydney) April 28, 2018
Image via YouTube