No. As the poet Kevin Malone said, bad pizza “is like a circle of hot garbage.” This is a fact. Some varieties are just not edible no matter the situation.
Guy making 60k. As Dilly said, that is a good salary. Don’t get down on yourself. I’m no expert, but I’d say confidence is more important than a dollar amount to most women. Think of 60k as a damn good starting point and grind for six figs.
Cousin’s ex gf used the guest bathroom at the lakehouse one summer. Well their was no TP and instead of sending an SOS text or speaking up, she wiped with the hand towels. Gmaw discovered this just as they were leaving and exclaimed “someone wiped their dirty behind with the good towels!!”. Laughed out loud at my desk typing while remembering the horror on my sweet grandmother’s face.
Agreed. There is no debate here. Natural is best, but if a boob job makes the woman happy, then fake ones are great too.
Moral of the story: all boobs are good boobs, as long as the owner is happy.
Agree with Ms. Emme. Not with a random, but someone you are *dating*. If she asks, the answer is yes.
“ass gasket”
Thank you for that.
What’s yall’s go-to desk snack. Meaning you keep it in/on your desk and eat it there. Sharing or nah?
Micah with the braille monitor.
How is this possible? For your sake, please try them both asap.
I think there’s a couple videos online that start like this.
Downvote away. I’ll die on this hill, with Kev, and our delicious Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe pie. Enjoy yall’s Pizza by Alfredo, peasants.
No. As the poet Kevin Malone said, bad pizza “is like a circle of hot garbage.” This is a fact. Some varieties are just not edible no matter the situation.
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This. You don’t want the ones that ask. That’s a “we’ve been exclusive/dating” question in my opinion.
Guy making 60k. As Dilly said, that is a good salary. Don’t get down on yourself. I’m no expert, but I’d say confidence is more important than a dollar amount to most women. Think of 60k as a damn good starting point and grind for six figs.
Hey Kyle, very much enjoy your writing and this piece is no different. Got me right in the feels on a Wednesday. Keep up the good work!
Cousin’s ex gf used the guest bathroom at the lakehouse one summer. Well their was no TP and instead of sending an SOS text or speaking up, she wiped with the hand towels. Gmaw discovered this just as they were leaving and exclaimed “someone wiped their dirty behind with the good towels!!”. Laughed out loud at my desk typing while remembering the horror on my sweet grandmother’s face.
Same, but then I remembered Will writes these. *sigh*
Congrats on the bday sex.
You forgot nutslaps.
Skiing in designer denim nice.
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Agreed. There is no debate here. Natural is best, but if a boob job makes the woman happy, then fake ones are great too.
Moral of the story: all boobs are good boobs, as long as the owner is happy.
Gross. This is so true.