Office baby showers. PGP.

Waking up and having to poop at home and not the office. PGP.

Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP

The excitement of a new Tinder match, followed by the disappointment of it not being human. PGP

Everyone’s first question when getting an invite to the wedding “Open bar?” PGP

That moment of panic walking into work wearing jeans and you’re not sure if it’s Friday or Thursday. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

My work husband just put in his two week notice. Is this what divorce feels like?