I’m moving tonight and tomorrow morning, that won’t be fun, but in really looking forward to opening a bottle of wine in my new place and unpacking tomorrow night
Suddenly my productivity at the office skyrockets, but I’m also increasingly irritable and paranoid that the company is going to realize I’m embezzling money in order to fund my cocaine cold brew habit.
I’m glad someone agreed with me because this had me heated. Kenny Chesney writes almost exactly zero of his own music anymore, barely plays guitar at his shows, dances around stage like he’s done an eight ball of cocaine and about 100 push-ups before coming out, and his no shoes nation is just a schtick to sell more blue chair bay rum. Never seen someone phone it in so hard. Downvote me to hell.
Whiskey neat is is for the dark brooding bar with dim lights and wood paneling in the fall and winter. For summers on the patio, mix that whiskey with lemonade and a splash of sweet and sour for a Lynchburg lemonade. Or if you’re trying to cut calories, water and a squeeze of lemon.
Sitting in the Orlando airport pounding a cold brew since my body is still on pacific time. Gotta finish one last project before I can be blackout drunk all weekend.
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If I’m gonna spend $22 on a pen it better come with a bottle of Jameson
It takes 4 drinks to give me a hangover and I did not finish a whole 30. I am just a shell of my former self.
Stoop kid’s afraid to leave his stoop! Come on Charlie
I am in Phoenix and love concerts! I’ll join you!
I’m moving tonight and tomorrow morning, that won’t be fun, but in really looking forward to opening a bottle of wine in my new place and unpacking tomorrow night
Kimber, not that I wanna tell you how to live your life, but nose beers before a client meeting sounds aggressive
Suddenly my productivity at the office skyrockets, but I’m also increasingly irritable and paranoid that the company is going to realize I’m embezzling money in order to fund my cocaine cold brew habit.
The shelter named my dog McKenna and it just stuck. For years I wanted to change her name to Gizmo to match her giant bat ears
I’m glad someone agreed with me because this had me heated. Kenny Chesney writes almost exactly zero of his own music anymore, barely plays guitar at his shows, dances around stage like he’s done an eight ball of cocaine and about 100 push-ups before coming out, and his no shoes nation is just a schtick to sell more blue chair bay rum. Never seen someone phone it in so hard. Downvote me to hell.
Forcing someone to wear a MAGA hat might be my new favorite betting terms. Thanks Mark for the idea
You’re hatred for Keith Urban mirrors my hatred for Kenny Chesney. Can’t stand him
Whiskey neat is is for the dark brooding bar with dim lights and wood paneling in the fall and winter. For summers on the patio, mix that whiskey with lemonade and a splash of sweet and sour for a Lynchburg lemonade. Or if you’re trying to cut calories, water and a squeeze of lemon.
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Sitting in the Orlando airport pounding a cold brew since my body is still on pacific time. Gotta finish one last project before I can be blackout drunk all weekend.
@Duda
Can we get mich ultra slim cans please. Thx.
My flight leaves at 10 pm tonight and I only packed minis in my liquids bag so have fun picking me up in the morning because I won’t remember it!
You’ve never even been
WMO seems like the perfect opportunity for a Touching Base remote pod
Calling something the Walmart version of anything is probably my new favorite way to describe shitty items