Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.