I’d take the ticket to Israel (go back to the Holy Land and redeem the world, again #ungratefulassholes) and the Audi rental, and give the rest to charity. I’d give the sex toy to Steve Holt’s mother.
The “Super Bowl Baby’s” commercial was down right weird. Knowing the exact date your parents had sex to produce you and having 5 year olds sing about it… Sounds very Dornish if you ask me.
Sorry bud, talked to the big guy and he says you won’t stop jerking off to hentai and helping Dorno find little kids to bring home from the park. No snow day for you.
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I’d take the ticket to Israel (go back to the Holy Land and redeem the world, again #ungratefulassholes) and the Audi rental, and give the rest to charity. I’d give the sex toy to Steve Holt’s mother.
The “Super Bowl Baby’s” commercial was down right weird. Knowing the exact date your parents had sex to produce you and having 5 year olds sing about it… Sounds very Dornish if you ask me.
I was gonna save that for later if the above didn’t work.
Resume: I can multiple food. You’re welcome.
And yes, Bernie appeared elsewhere on SNL, but it shows that they doesn’t take himself too seriously, which I honestly prefer.
That was Larry David, who by the way, is a damn genius. You, sir, are no genius.
They turned Bernie Sanders into my 80 year old grandmother. Absolute masterpiece.
Lots of spelling errors in there. I’d let them stew in the smell until they can send you a properly written email.
What’s up?
Mines more like: work-home-bar-randos place-cab-home-bed-shower. Repeat.
That email reads like a middle aged white woman who lives in suburbia trying to connect with her teenage son and daughter by “speaking their lingo”
Bar of Xanax: you’re a druggy and yes, everyone knows you’re high
Well, when you’re ready to tell me, I’ll help ya out
Sorry bud, talked to the big guy and he says you won’t stop jerking off to hentai and helping Dorno find little kids to bring home from the park. No snow day for you.
MLS and NASL soccer coming up soon for those who are cultured
Yes, I have a calendar, dumb ass
Fuck this kid.
Everything about this sounds shitty
Do a beer pairing like this. Thanks.