The fact your coworker doesn’t get the objective humor that is Scott Sterling proves you work with a bunch of robot sheeple who don’t understand good humor
Will, know that I am pleased with your perseverance and determination, and like Joseph after being a slave for many years, you too shall be blessed. #blessed
I don’t know how you haven’t received a response. This is some of the most unique messaging I’ve seen so far. 10/10: would take you out to a nice winery on the first date.
The beauty of my job is I have a small ass office (it’s literally a closet) with pretty solid sound protection. It’s amazing when I have jack squat to do. No one bothers me, and if someone does, I have a quick moment to click out of whatever I’m doing.
Note: Sean Lowe didn’t leave any room. He actually forced me into those situations through sweet sweet seduction and large amounts of cocaine. It was a weird time.
My mother was one of the first “IGers” who take “professional photos” and put them on Instagram. That being said, she’s actually making solid money off of it.
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DINGERS!!!!!!
The fact your coworker doesn’t get the objective humor that is Scott Sterling proves you work with a bunch of robot sheeple who don’t understand good humor
No biggie, I just got scourged, crucified, sent into hell and rose from the dead for your sins; but I’m sure your weekend was pretty bad, too…
Here to let you all know I’m back from the dead! Glad to be back!
Definition of “trying really hard”: this
Power list: 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Shawshank Redemption, and V for Vendetta
Will, know that I am pleased with your perseverance and determination, and like Joseph after being a slave for many years, you too shall be blessed. #blessed
I don’t know how you haven’t received a response. This is some of the most unique messaging I’ve seen so far. 10/10: would take you out to a nice winery on the first date.
Capitalism. PGPM.
Repping out here in J-ville. Unfortunately, the majority of the millennials out here are hipsters with their e-cigs. Fucking hipsters.
I like the PGA Tour website commercial where the guy is best friends with Jordan Spieth a little better
Todd has the patience of a saint. Jesus Christ.
Lift the bows.
The beauty of my job is I have a small ass office (it’s literally a closet) with pretty solid sound protection. It’s amazing when I have jack squat to do. No one bothers me, and if someone does, I have a quick moment to click out of whatever I’m doing.
Note: Sean Lowe didn’t leave any room. He actually forced me into those situations through sweet sweet seduction and large amounts of cocaine. It was a weird time.
I always give her an extra 24hrs, and if I get no reply, I cry myself to sleep.
Big on the numbers game. Respect.
Female version of Judas. Bitches be crazy.
I’ll take a Shaq. Can’t do much from far out, but when everyone’s over thinking it, he’s there for the two.
My mother was one of the first “IGers” who take “professional photos” and put them on Instagram. That being said, she’s actually making solid money off of it.