I can make some of my blood for you, if you want. Or you can just drink the wine that I have in case of emergency. Fun fact: the wine used for consecration has a higher alcohol content than typical store bought wine.
Talked to many people who have met/played with Westwood and apparently he’s an asshole. Definitely a no go. Spieth, Casey and DeChambeau is the dream squad. Replace Watson with Casey and you have the perfect threesome.
I don’t know if I’m impressed or insulted by this comment. But, I’m not a pansy, so I’ll choose the former.
I’ll wait til Rotten Tomatoes rates it
Should I watch “Temps?” I’m not sure.
Dad still doesn’t understand Windows 8, but he’ll tweet like he’s a 16 year old vine star
I want to see a revival of the “Cotton Eye Joe” at all the weddings this season
Also, podcasts are good for this
Refresh email, refresh Facebook, refresh ESPN, rinse, repeat…
He keeps on asking about the lottery, and I just wanna make everyone aware, I only choose those old guys who are gonna die in a couple years anyway
Case and point: bitches be crazy
Guy who sits outside my office door will talk to me when I have my door closed…
*TO have sex
His name is Kevin. You know a girls crazy when she mixes you up with some guy who doesn’t have the same name as you. Jesus Christ.
“When pride comes, disgrace comes…” – Proverbs 11:2; basically you shouldn’t have snitched on her like a little bitch
THE POWER OF ME COMPELS YOU, FOUL DEMON!
I can make some of my blood for you, if you want. Or you can just drink the wine that I have in case of emergency. Fun fact: the wine used for consecration has a higher alcohol content than typical store bought wine.
Yes, my son?
Yes?
Comment on Tom Watsons choice of golf ball!
Talked to many people who have met/played with Westwood and apparently he’s an asshole. Definitely a no go. Spieth, Casey and DeChambeau is the dream squad. Replace Watson with Casey and you have the perfect threesome.
Jordan Spieth ESPN commercial still better.