I’m done with these articles about how much weddings suck. Weddings are dope. People getting married is amazing and beautiful! Plus, free food and beverages (unless the couple has a cash bar then they can go suck it). And women get wedding fever and which is pretty awesome. Every wedding I’ve been to has been incredible, and I dance to my hearts desire! PGP is filled with pessimistic idiots who don’t know a good time, clearly.
Hurricane parties are the best. You eat a shit ton of food and you drink everything because the idea is we’re gonna lose power (i.e. Basic refrigeration) and we don’t wanna let things go to waste. After Hurricane Charley, my neighbor gave us a bowl of ice cream because it was melting and going to waste.
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Case and point for this article: me and Mary Mag.
Shit. Can I date your girlfriend?
I’m gonna assume your a female, therefore, sup?
This list was created by a self righteous, self conscious and selfish chick who also has trust issues.
And get twelve disciples, so much cheaper that way.
Rent a house. So much cheaper.
That’s because I am the Man. And I’ve been to many weddings. All amazing.
Go out and make some! I’ll help where I can.
I’m done with these articles about how much weddings suck. Weddings are dope. People getting married is amazing and beautiful! Plus, free food and beverages (unless the couple has a cash bar then they can go suck it). And women get wedding fever and which is pretty awesome. Every wedding I’ve been to has been incredible, and I dance to my hearts desire! PGP is filled with pessimistic idiots who don’t know a good time, clearly.
Sup?
PGP just puked pictures all over the place.
You clearly haven’t because I have no idea who you fuckers are
I’m so stoked! Shaka brah!
Like I said below, i need prayers! No one is believing in me! Bill, you must show them who I am through your gift!
Sup?
S’all good! I live in poverty always, so jokes on you!
You’re not doing a very good job of showing Todd that he’s in an abusive relationship and that he deserves Sperry more than the Girl.
Hurricane parties are the best. You eat a shit ton of food and you drink everything because the idea is we’re gonna lose power (i.e. Basic refrigeration) and we don’t wanna let things go to waste. After Hurricane Charley, my neighbor gave us a bowl of ice cream because it was melting and going to waste.
I can’t go without sports. It’s too depressing. You’ll be back. They all come back.
Will, spitting hot fire!