Being from Central Florida, we don’t have Whataburger. Got drunk with my girlfriend in Tallahassee and she opened my eyes to the wonders of a “Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit” and my life has never been the same.
I get people asking me months later “why did you unfriend me?” and I say “Have you taken the time to talk to me in the past year?” That shuts them up. Given I don’t talk to them but that’s why I’m cutting them.
I’m hyping this, agreed there. I’ll try to write a column, but I have doubts it’ll be posted for a variety of different reasons. People have careers and I wouldn’t want shit to come back to them.
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Two “Happy Gilmore” pics for articles today? I respect it.
I was doing that for a while and it did nothing.
Acid reflux. Bacon absolutely ravages my stomach.
Alright, bad take, but I don’t like bacon. But for the sake of science, I’ll do it!
But seriously, anyone got any ideas of how to cure this shit other than meds? Tried that already and didn’t work.
Culver’s just popped up near me. What do I get?
Being from Central Florida, we don’t have Whataburger. Got drunk with my girlfriend in Tallahassee and she opened my eyes to the wonders of a “Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit” and my life has never been the same.
This looks exactly like a buzzfeed article. All it’s missing are some gifs and it’s pretty fucking millennial.
This might be the most millennial post I’ve seen on this site, and I kinda hate it. Does this mean I’m an old man now?
Well fuck me
I don’t know why this is downvoted. I watched this guy go to town this weekend. Definite upvotes.
“What’s done is done.” – Nick Miller
I get people asking me months later “why did you unfriend me?” and I say “Have you taken the time to talk to me in the past year?” That shuts them up. Given I don’t talk to them but that’s why I’m cutting them.
I’m hyping this, agreed there. I’ll try to write a column, but I have doubts it’ll be posted for a variety of different reasons. People have careers and I wouldn’t want shit to come back to them.
I felt dirty walking into mass on Sunday.
There have been discussions about what to and what not to put in the article. Names will be changed to save the anonymity of the accused.
I know at least 14 people (including myself) who had far worse weekends than these 5.
Oh, there are pics. And some will be posted.
#vonbrand #chainsmoking
I gotchu fam.