True Story: I got hit on by a 46 year old woman at the bar while drinking a scotch on the rocks. She gave me her number…. I gave her my email address. Still have that number and I admire it every now and then.
As a Buckeye, that loss hurt in a place that I can’t even mention. That was worse than the Michigan State loss last year. In other news, the Cubs are going to the World Series!
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It’s Maccabees. You read the Bible?
STFU
The hell kind of coffee are you drinking?
Be there in five. I’m assuming you want me to have no shirt on, so I’ll just do that.
I was gonna say, I was raised to be a carpenter. I’ll make that dresser look fucking IMMACULATE!
Getting downvoted because I can fix things and am not passive? PGP is getting weak.
Sup?
I don’t know what guy is turned off by an intelligent woman. Doesn’t make sense, personally.
Fuck you, Demi.
Born in Ohio and my Great Grandmother was a Cubs fan and was raised to be one.
Yea, you’re definitely going to hell now.
I may have been a little drunk, or my dad was in a bad mood. I personally apologize.
True Story: I got hit on by a 46 year old woman at the bar while drinking a scotch on the rocks. She gave me her number…. I gave her my email address. Still have that number and I admire it every now and then.
As a Buckeye, that loss hurt in a place that I can’t even mention. That was worse than the Michigan State loss last year. In other news, the Cubs are going to the World Series!
Yoga pants is a guaranteed blessing by the Lord. Peace be with you!
Every person has a chance at forgiveness! But seriously, you got into some stupid shit. Hope it hasn’t effected any job opportunities.
My car is vested with a pension
#TRIGGERED
Sup?
When all the Apostles get together, shit gets weird. Except Judas, he can go fuck off. Mary Mag can hang though.