Mary Mag and I went on a wine date (which was us out in the desert drinking water that I turned into wine) and we got drunk, stumbled back to John’s place and totally convinced her it was her place.
Charlie, the majority of your articles end really sad. I would to say “Sorry, Charlie” but really I want to say “What’s up, bro? You alright? Let’s talk.”
I left a review for a professor with more Grade A-Bomb level material than this. Given he’s 58 and doesn’t give a shit and I was 21 and for sure, without a doubt, not sober.
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He makes mistakes sometimes; he’s not omnipotent like everyone thinks he is.
Girl in the video needs to get her nasal passages checked/purged
You’re sins are forgiven. Sup?
Bee Movie. Need I say more?
How about The Peanuts “Christmas Time Is Here” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio?
The go-to for BYOB is Sam Adams. But if I’m feeling it, I’ll buy Rolling Rock and give zero fucks what others think.
Where’s Ruxin at? He’s the king of this shit.
Dissing the good word? Someone’s not making it on the list of PGP Apostles.
It’s “good night and sweet dreams” but that works too
You wanna turn a girl on before you go to bed and you’re shooting her a goodnight text, say “Buona notte e sogni d’oro”
I was gonna say, the whole thing about not being able to work Excel ends it for me
I can’t read any of your comments without attaching Jenn Aniston’s voice to it
I’ve used 50% of these in the past week
I thought of all people you’d understand her plight
Mary Mag and I went on a wine date (which was us out in the desert drinking water that I turned into wine) and we got drunk, stumbled back to John’s place and totally convinced her it was her place.
Can confirm.
“WHO’S YOUR DADDY!?!?!”
Damn
Charlie, the majority of your articles end really sad. I would to say “Sorry, Charlie” but really I want to say “What’s up, bro? You alright? Let’s talk.”
I left a review for a professor with more Grade A-Bomb level material than this. Given he’s 58 and doesn’t give a shit and I was 21 and for sure, without a doubt, not sober.