As a guy who was broken up with via text after three years and was close to moving on when said ex started booty calling me for the better part of a year only to ghost, I’m going to applaud you for refraining from calling. Happy new year!
I laughed my ass off at this for a solid 2 minutes, hilarious comment. I dated a girl like girl for a couple years and she was equally as insufferable. So much so that she owned a 24 karat gold covered butt plug.
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Never thought I could physically become nauseous reading a fictional story on the internet. Todd, please shoot girl and flee the country.
Gotta say, I love the idea of eating a peck or two on game day. Definitely doing that next year.
I’m convinced this was a troll job from the beginning to get clicks.
Roughly translates to “I’m uncoordinated and don’t like anything athletic.”
Who doesn’t love cracking open a cold one on the ski lift with your best buds?
Thank you
Imagine being the snowboarder who gets annihilated by the 40 year old mom skiing. This is a trash take.
He’s in tech, not surprising he can drop 150 and is socially awkward.
This sounds like a group chat girl is running
Obviously kidding btw, I respect the hell out of what women go through with their bodies.
In my experience it’s Colombian women
Tri-weekly? Jesus, what kind of Evan Almighty vagina beard are you working with?
Almost lost all respect with your take on condoms until I got to the second paragraph. I haven’t been able to climax using a condom in years.
As a male nurse, can confirm. Girls are cut throat. Great entertainment
I think the T word works better here
Sup to perpetually single girl. Hit me up if you’re ever in Chapel Hill
As a guy who was broken up with via text after three years and was close to moving on when said ex started booty calling me for the better part of a year only to ghost, I’m going to applaud you for refraining from calling. Happy new year!
Damn dude… as someone recently out of what he thought would be the forever relationship, this hurt. But good writing.
I laughed my ass off at this for a solid 2 minutes, hilarious comment. I dated a girl like girl for a couple years and she was equally as insufferable. So much so that she owned a 24 karat gold covered butt plug.
I DIDNT WANT THE SALMON!