Arguably the best twitter response ever:
Tom: “People keep asking, so I’ll say it: fear over Instagram’s terms change is ridiculous… Get real folks!”
Straight Scrub: “@myspacetom says the guys that was not able to keep a social network alive”
Tom: “@polotapia says the guy who sold myspace in 2005 for $580 million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off”
But actually a half day off sounds pretty good right now.
Having a friend from the opposite sex is a debate in and of itself. Third wheeling truly allows you to have a platonic relationship with your friend’s significant other.
The people that look over your shoulder at how much you are tipping are also pretty bad. Just because a friend was a waiter for a summer in college all of the sudden your 20% tip is not good enough.
No matter how terrible he is nowadays, his legacy from the late 90’s will never die. The Bobcats suck, but Michael Jordan is still the best NBA player of all time.
This is good, especially the Lower-Level English Teachers. I’m pretty sure one from my high school was finally pushed out and is now an Internet Lurker through Facebook.
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Arguably the best twitter response ever:
Tom: “People keep asking, so I’ll say it: fear over Instagram’s terms change is ridiculous… Get real folks!”
Straight Scrub: “@myspacetom says the guys that was not able to keep a social network alive”
Tom: “@polotapia says the guy who sold myspace in 2005 for $580 million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off”
But actually a half day off sounds pretty good right now.
Sport movie speeches are cool and all, but if I want to feel truly motivated Glengarry Glen Ross and Wolf of Wall Street are always the play.
Wait… were there loaded guns when you asked him? I don’t think that was clear enough.
Having a friend from the opposite sex is a debate in and of itself. Third wheeling truly allows you to have a platonic relationship with your friend’s significant other.
Next no filter line by old men:
“He can’t run for president, he’s a gay”
“Grandpa, you can’t say that!”
The people that look over your shoulder at how much you are tipping are also pretty bad. Just because a friend was a waiter for a summer in college all of the sudden your 20% tip is not good enough.
There’s an easy way to change that.
Hey TFM, find this Carrie and make her an Instagram Babe of the Day.
When will you be able to walk through the drive thru?
Needing to split the bill on a date. PGP.
No matter how terrible he is nowadays, his legacy from the late 90’s will never die. The Bobcats suck, but Michael Jordan is still the best NBA player of all time.
This is good, especially the Lower-Level English Teachers. I’m pretty sure one from my high school was finally pushed out and is now an Internet Lurker through Facebook.