I oftentimes cut a smaller piece of cake, and justify a second because of the size of the first only to realize it was more cake than what I would have had if I stuck to one normal piece. I’m not fooling anyone.
My marriage announcement, if we made one, would read: “They had sex and he liked it and when he knew she would be as happy with a Friday night Chilis trip as with a $100 steak dinner he knew she was the one.”
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I’m always the tallest in my group but ultimately get paired up to guard the 6’8″ dude on the other team. I might get one rebound.
My brother drives a Jetta. PGP.
I c what you did there.
No internet at work?
TGDAG?
I oftentimes cut a smaller piece of cake, and justify a second because of the size of the first only to realize it was more cake than what I would have had if I stuck to one normal piece. I’m not fooling anyone.
My favorite team has never won a SuperBowl so that just means my parents had sex to stay warm on a random winter night. Also disturbing.
I bet she’s single
Never played in an organized league. Just more of a backyard type guy.
My salt-and-pepper helps counteract the young look.
Pretty sure I should read the next sentence and not let my rage get the better of me.
Pretty sure Bob Dylan released All Along the Watchtower first.
Blame it on Anjay
Are they on Groupon?
This could lead to trouble at home, Todd. But also a great article so I say go for it.
What about CLIF bars?
I think you know a bitch who should be slapped.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
My marriage announcement, if we made one, would read: “They had sex and he liked it and when he knew she would be as happy with a Friday night Chilis trip as with a $100 steak dinner he knew she was the one.”
Knowing your kid will become a teenager. PGP.