The first dude could have probably toned it down but if you liked him just give a “hey I’m free (insert date here)” so he knows you’re busy but still down to meet up and not just blowing him off. Which he would probably like on date 2.
It definitely comes off that way. I mostly wanted to highlight the insecurity that comes with “success” and the fact that I don’t know if anyone ever truly feels like they know what they’re doing. I should have Caroline write this shit for me.
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It’s amazing how much easier Mother’s Day, birthdays, and weddings have become since she took over gift giving.
Just like saying Coke in the South for soda, Sallie Mae means all student loans. She was the OG bitch.
No. I’m too lazy to read them all myself so I rely on Chill to cherry pick the best ones for me.
I think I missed the Babe of the week.
I wonder how it makes them feel that my pictures of peasant food get about the same number of likes as their Rolex pics? With way less hashtags.
You and Todd both don’t know when to get out.
“Dinky-ass, juvenile carp”…is this a metaphor?
Looks like Rico gets a head start on Happy Hour today.
Dude, you missed out. It was a fruit-flavored drink. A soda/juice concoction. I loved it, but apparently America did not, it was discontinued in 2003.
Fruitopia was the go-to drink in my HS
The closest I get to this list is going to Subway and ordering around the “sandwich artists.” Extra jalapenos. Now.
I’m not mad, Todd. Just disappointed.
Of course, today is the day I forget my lunch.
She’s obviously not “the one”
Cannonball!!!
The first dude could have probably toned it down but if you liked him just give a “hey I’m free (insert date here)” so he knows you’re busy but still down to meet up and not just blowing him off. Which he would probably like on date 2.
#teamdog
It definitely comes off that way. I mostly wanted to highlight the insecurity that comes with “success” and the fact that I don’t know if anyone ever truly feels like they know what they’re doing. I should have Caroline write this shit for me.
I’d be ok with my student loan info being deleted.
We are giving out personalized airplane bottles as wedding favors. And sparklers as we leave. This should end well.