I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

My VP just told me I wouldn’t last a day in prison. PGP.

CEO just bought a private jet, which explains why I didn’t get a raise. PGP.

Rain used to mean I wasn’t going to class that day, now it just means I’m going to be late to work. PGP.

“Just make it happen.” PGP.

I think beer gives me heartburn now. PGP.

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

Had a dream I was back in college. Quickly turned into a nightmare when I was called into HR. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

Getting excited over gas prices. PGP.