I spent a embarassing amount of time creating a Mulatto Butts ringtone. I enjoyed it for a day and then it backfired when it went on blast at the office.
Randy was unstoppable at A&M, it’s your bad Houston juju that has screwed him up. Just FYI, everyone not from Houston hates houston and is talking shit about you behind your back.
There’s sugar in liquor, in fact a whiskey shot is ~100 calories because of the sugar. There’s another element in alcohol that makes you hungover. Red wine and tequilla are on the top of the list, vodka is at the bottom. Don’t say tequilla doesn’t make you hungover.. you’re still drunk. But you are right still, sugary drinks will fuck your life up.
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I spent a embarassing amount of time creating a Mulatto Butts ringtone. I enjoyed it for a day and then it backfired when it went on blast at the office.
The weather says the high for tomorrow is 1.. 1! It should just read:
High Temp: Fuck you
Low Temp: Die
you are bumming me out dude!
-1,200 miles from family and friends
Also, Houston rap I will abide
Catie, don’t let your family’s opinion of your habits get you down. You have the internet’s approval.
But really, I like your writing! Keep it up!
Throw their favorite line to you back in their face: “I’m young, I can eat anything I want.”
Does anyone have issues with tryig to change their icon thing? or is that just my account?
..I’m referring to the POS city itself, not the pro teams. I feel for you Texans fans. Go Rockets.
Randy was unstoppable at A&M, it’s your bad Houston juju that has screwed him up. Just FYI, everyone not from Houston hates houston and is talking shit about you behind your back.
“You’re going to leave at 2:30 again, anyway, and your boss is on vacation in Corpus Christi.”
How the FUCK did you know that?
you should maybe set your internet filter to “kidz only” then.
When it gets to that point, and you know another cup is inevitable, fill it back up. This is known as a “warm up”..
Took me about a year in the office to learn this one.
I can see a still of the potato crying in a cubicle in a future PGP post.
I see a pattern of your rambling, pointless comments.. you’re always in the negative.
“Marriages that are meant to last will last, marriages that aren’t will not.”
groundbreaking stuff here.
There’s sugar in liquor, in fact a whiskey shot is ~100 calories because of the sugar. There’s another element in alcohol that makes you hungover. Red wine and tequilla are on the top of the list, vodka is at the bottom. Don’t say tequilla doesn’t make you hungover.. you’re still drunk. But you are right still, sugary drinks will fuck your life up.
31) The machines are designed to hurt me.
Also, I hate how disturbing that Tim and Eric picture is. I can’t figure out how they do it, but everything those guys do gives me the creeps.
In other words, the internet is speculative on everything… except snopes.com.
pro-tip: for a cheap, close shave buy a bag of disposable razors. only use them 1-3 times.