This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

1:”Hows it going” 2:”Just livin’ the dream.” PGP.

Dying a little more inside each time you make eye contact with a hopeful, eager interviewee. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

Last week I got engaged to the love of my life. We met on Tinder. PGP.