My wife definitely settled. PGP.

Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Rosterbating at work. PGP.

Took a summer class. Still eligible to get students tickets for football season. PGS.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

The only thing I’ve done at work today is creep on girls on Instagram and make World Cup futures bets. PGP.