Started my “summer diet” today and realized I have no plans to go to the beach this year.

My mom just endorsed me on LinkedIn.

Seasonal Affective Disorder kicking in a little early this year. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn requests based on their headshot hotness factor. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.