My day doesn’t really begin until coffee and I destroy a toilet. PGP

I respond “tentative” to every calendar invite to give the appearance that I am busier than I really am. PGP.

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

“Can everyone see my screen?”

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP