Circling back: went wine, wine wine, walked to dinner, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, walked to a bar, cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, sat in bed watching drone videos for two hours.
Dinner rezzie tonight at 9 which means my plans beforehand are as follows: cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, call a car to take me to dinner, wine while I wait for my table, wine at the table, cocktail, cocktail, bed. Wake up early, knock some work out, hit the links, sleep all night on Saturday. In the words of Bart Scott: “Can’t wait.”
I think you start with cocktails at a high-end spot and see where that leads you. A dinner is a huge commitment and something you can always pitch if you’re really hitting it off after happy hour.
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Wait, since when is Duda getting laid?
Updated. Great looking out, LifesTooShortToBeAnAccountant.
Is there a “British Or New York City-Based Romantic Comedies For Sunday Nights When You Want To Die” category or…?
How much real estate do I own in your head?
have y’all heard paris by the chainsmokers
Asking myself, “At what point do I need to start rooting against my favorites so I can see them on Paradise instead of happily in love?”
I don’t hate her by any means, but she’s not opposed to being cringe-worthy which, you know, sucks.
i know i’m thicc headed sometimes but i still think i’m using it correctly
The older you get, the more awesome this type of birthday will sound to you.
I’m just imagining ripped bags of chips and ten half-eaten jars of Pace salsa.
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Circling back: went wine, wine wine, walked to dinner, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, walked to a bar, cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, sat in bed watching drone videos for two hours.
I truly enjoy these.
Dinner rezzie tonight at 9 which means my plans beforehand are as follows: cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, call a car to take me to dinner, wine while I wait for my table, wine at the table, cocktail, cocktail, bed. Wake up early, knock some work out, hit the links, sleep all night on Saturday. In the words of Bart Scott: “Can’t wait.”
For sure, but just know that if he’s only got one that I’m calling dibs on it.
I think you start with cocktails at a high-end spot and see where that leads you. A dinner is a huge commitment and something you can always pitch if you’re really hitting it off after happy hour.
While phenomenal, we can’t legally use those photos which is just unfortunate.
Legitimately the worst take this site may have ever seen.
I don’t even care. I’m just trying to get drunk.