SuitUp

Just your average 20-something cynic who gets paid to do a job that no one (including co-workers and bosses) is sure exactly what it entails. I have the uncanny ability to stretch an "afternoon project" into a full 40-hour week.

Member Since 07/15/2013

  • SuitUp 9 years ago on Your Chipotle Obsession Is Ridiculous

    I don’t go there because it’s healthy, I go there because I can get a literal shit-ton of food for 10 bucks (which is how much if end up spending at Taco Bell or any other fast food place). And it’s delicious. Think about that while you’re eating your overpriced 3 arugula leaves and ice water.

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  • SuitUp 10 years ago on Prostitute Arrested For Causing Google Exec's Heroin Overdose On His Giant Yacht

    You picked an odd place to leave this comment.

    Some of the content is questionable, I’ll give you that, but welcome to be internet. Live with your office job for a while and maybe you’ll come to appreciate some of the articles. (By the way, I majored in something useful and landed a decent job.)

    And just remember, it’s still better than buzzfeed.

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  • SuitUp 10 years ago on Inside The Life Of A Government Employee

    You forgot to mention the hell-on-earth of obtaining quality office supplies. I think my desk phone was made c.1934, the pens in the supply room are guaranteed to last no longer than 1 month (or 45 mins of use, whichever comes first), and every document I print has a festive inch-wide yellow stripe down the side of every single page. Thanks a lot, Obama…

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