I lost a huge deal today. One of those ‘make your year’ deals. I’m giving myself 24 hours to wallow in self pitty (read: black out on Makers) then I am getting right back up on that horse. See you out there, Nick.
Don’t be a schlub; wear a tie. If not to look nice, then consider the GSE advice: no one expects a guy in a suit and tie to be a degenerate drunk. However, once that tie comes off, judgment will reign down. Lose the tie = lose the allusion. This should also answer your #1 question.
I’ve found the best tell as to whether or not you two can be friends is if they are accepting of/participating in your degenerate lifestyle. If you can comfortably do drugs in front of them without worry of word getting around the office, then you two are friends.
I would never refer to myself as a hipster, but this article highlighted a few things that I truly relate to. I live in the most recently gentrified part of Chicago. $12 cocktails here are the norm, not the exception, and most bars don’t even have a TV. We have 2 local coffee houses within walking distance which contain local pastries from Do-Rite donuts, but I can forgo those in favor of my Chemex or AeroPress. But to be honest, I don’t even need those when I go camping once a year (solo mind you) as I steep the coffee on site. This reflection has shown that I am a terrible person that I loathe from the inside….No record player though.
I used to have an older co-worker that would end every interaction with “Alright. Chive on, bro!” and it took every ounce of my being not to hit him in his big, stupid face.
A pricey public course in Chicago would be Harborside. Or you could head out to the western burbs and play Cog Hill. If you’re looking for more of a dog track I’d say Joe Louis. Ravisloe is a good in between course.
As a guy who just returned from NOLA last week for a bachelor party, I want to touch on something Dave neglected to bring to our attention: This place will change you, forever. This is a city unlike any you have ever been to in your life. A city where lawlessness and excess will consume you. A city that will push you to the brink and have you second guess every instinct you have ever had. A city that will have to return home and truly question who you are as a man. If you are going to NOLA for a bachelor party, I wish you the best…but I expect the worst.
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I lost a huge deal today. One of those ‘make your year’ deals. I’m giving myself 24 hours to wallow in self pitty (read: black out on Makers) then I am getting right back up on that horse. See you out there, Nick.
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damnit dude
Don’t be a schlub; wear a tie. If not to look nice, then consider the GSE advice: no one expects a guy in a suit and tie to be a degenerate drunk. However, once that tie comes off, judgment will reign down. Lose the tie = lose the allusion. This should also answer your #1 question.
I’ve found the best tell as to whether or not you two can be friends is if they are accepting of/participating in your degenerate lifestyle. If you can comfortably do drugs in front of them without worry of word getting around the office, then you two are friends.
I would never refer to myself as a hipster, but this article highlighted a few things that I truly relate to. I live in the most recently gentrified part of Chicago. $12 cocktails here are the norm, not the exception, and most bars don’t even have a TV. We have 2 local coffee houses within walking distance which contain local pastries from Do-Rite donuts, but I can forgo those in favor of my Chemex or AeroPress. But to be honest, I don’t even need those when I go camping once a year (solo mind you) as I steep the coffee on site. This reflection has shown that I am a terrible person that I loathe from the inside….No record player though.
I used to have an older co-worker that would end every interaction with “Alright. Chive on, bro!” and it took every ounce of my being not to hit him in his big, stupid face.
Van Patton doesn’t know shit about doing drugs. Never trust his judegement
Her being single while all of her friends are engaged/married would be pretty great
nailed it
I feel alive!
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Sorry Chuck but people who brag about completing these courses are losers. Plain and simple.
Marovitz is great to experience but will take 4+ hours for 9 holes. Proceed with caution.
A pricey public course in Chicago would be Harborside. Or you could head out to the western burbs and play Cog Hill. If you’re looking for more of a dog track I’d say Joe Louis. Ravisloe is a good in between course.
I’ve got the Meelano Italian Leather chair. PGPM? Sure. But I can attest it is not that comfortable.
The kid with the rich dad sounds like a total chode
As a guy who just returned from NOLA last week for a bachelor party, I want to touch on something Dave neglected to bring to our attention: This place will change you, forever. This is a city unlike any you have ever been to in your life. A city where lawlessness and excess will consume you. A city that will push you to the brink and have you second guess every instinct you have ever had. A city that will have to return home and truly question who you are as a man. If you are going to NOLA for a bachelor party, I wish you the best…but I expect the worst.