subparsalesman 9 years ago on 5 People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You You guys better be working today. I need your articles to get me through today. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Going to my crush's wedding this weekend. Cheer up, bud. There’s a 50% you’ll have an opportunity to swoop in someday! 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on 5 Fictional Characters I Want To Rage With At My Tailgate 1. Thad Castle, Moran, Sammie, Raydon, and Craig Shilo. 2. The boys from queens + Ari. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Entitled Little UConn Turd Wants Mac And Cheese With His Beer, Gets Arrested I can’t believe the manager restrained himself from knocking that kid out. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on I've received 3 emails in the past hour reminding me we don't have Columbus Day off. My company would never send that email. They know every employee knows there’s a 0% chance that would ever be a company holiday for us. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Sad Bears Fan Takes His Bears Jersey Off During Game, Leaves It In Seattle, Is Sad If that’s who the Bears take with the 1st overall pick, I’ll ditch my jersey too. 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work At least you’re getting some. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on 5 Things I Wish People Would Stop Saying To Me Before The Wedding What assets do you have to protect? Aren’t you homeless? 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP I dream of taking a time machine back to high school… -4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on 21 Coupons The World's Best Girlfriend Gave Her Boyfriend On His Birthday 21 “free head” coupons would be better. 55 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Farewell To Hooters Change your headline. At first glance, I thought Hooters went out of business or something. It made a little bit of me die inside. 193 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on What Should Scare You The Most About Having A Child The best part about not getting laid post grad is not having to worry about this kind of stuff. 42 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP. Why didn’t you bring a flask, rookie? -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on A Preemptive Apology From An Alumnus Coming Back Into Town For Football My friends and I are going to our alma mater’s away game this weekend. Looks like we’re someone else’s problem this time. 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Bold New Hire Sends Nudes To HR, Doesn't Have A Job Anymore Hey, my place (parents’ basement) is right by there! 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on What Your Workout Of Choice Says About You Didn’t read. I’m just here to watch Kendra get grilled. 130 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Serial Podcast Suspect May Get A New Trial And I’m Hoping We’ll Get a New Podcast That podcast is a solid way to make your commute less shitty for a week or two. 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on The Official "Should I Attend This Wedding?" Guide For Postgrads 1. Is it open bar? 45 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on No, It's Not Time To Put The Video Games Away, Chief Anyone who plays with Barca or Real Madrid is a pussy. 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Morning T Boost: Swing The Bat In my opinion, that’s the best scene in any sports movie. -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
You guys better be working today. I need your articles to get me through today.
Cheer up, bud. There’s a 50% you’ll have an opportunity to swoop in someday!
1. Thad Castle, Moran, Sammie, Raydon, and Craig Shilo.
2. The boys from queens + Ari.
I can’t believe the manager restrained himself from knocking that kid out.
My company would never send that email. They know every employee knows there’s a 0% chance that would ever be a company holiday for us.
If that’s who the Bears take with the 1st overall pick, I’ll ditch my jersey too.
At least you’re getting some.
What assets do you have to protect? Aren’t you homeless?
I dream of taking a time machine back to high school…
21 “free head” coupons would be better.
Change your headline. At first glance, I thought Hooters went out of business or something. It made a little bit of me die inside.
The best part about not getting laid post grad is not having to worry about this kind of stuff.
Why didn’t you bring a flask, rookie?
My friends and I are going to our alma mater’s away game this weekend. Looks like we’re someone else’s problem this time.
Hey, my place (parents’ basement) is right by there!
Didn’t read. I’m just here to watch Kendra get grilled.
That podcast is a solid way to make your commute less shitty for a week or two.
1. Is it open bar?
Anyone who plays with Barca or Real Madrid is a pussy.
In my opinion, that’s the best scene in any sports movie.