100% would not recognize her and I could not name one song by her. I would just be surprised with a hot chick driving me in a Lyft, but these look fake, anyway.
A few weeks ago, I got home from a bender at 4 am. I don’t know one of my roommates very well, but knew his girlfriend was a single mom with 4 kids. I was woken up at noon the next day by three children, probably under six years old, opening up my bedroom door and screaming at me. Talk about the Sunday Scaries for a 24 yr old.
More than anything, I think Squidward should be worried that he’s one of the highest paid QBs in the league and can’t even manage to start over another scrub like Blaine Gabbert.
My credit card number was stolen a few months ago. They spend a few hundred bucks on pajamagram.com. It just made me sad that I didn’t have a girl to buy lingerie for.
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You stay until the booze isn’t free anymore.
Reminds me of the album cover for “Paradise Valley” by John Mayer.
It’s bad to get hammered after you turn 25? That makes me sad.
My roommate does this before a night of boozing. I’m convinced he’ll be dead by 30.
100% would not recognize her and I could not name one song by her. I would just be surprised with a hot chick driving me in a Lyft, but these look fake, anyway.
Defries says in the podcast that he played in a fantasy league last year and didn’t pay. Fuck you, Defries.
I hope you wore a semen stopper, Duda. Safety first.
He’s 25, I think his girlfriend is 26 or 27. God bless his soul.
A few weeks ago, I got home from a bender at 4 am. I don’t know one of my roommates very well, but knew his girlfriend was a single mom with 4 kids. I was woken up at noon the next day by three children, probably under six years old, opening up my bedroom door and screaming at me. Talk about the Sunday Scaries for a 24 yr old.
More than anything, I think Squidward should be worried that he’s one of the highest paid QBs in the league and can’t even manage to start over another scrub like Blaine Gabbert.
The best part of not being able to get any poon as a postgrad is being able to avoid your over the top fear of STDs.
“Creed” was a good movie.
I’ve been doing bitch work the whole time.
More than this, I sometimes worry that my potential just really isn’t that high.
Can’t wait to get hammered, go to a power five conference stadium I’ve never been to, and watch my FCS alma mater get spanked by them.
Yeah, getting the lobster shake from girls is so weird.
Defries, I thought you were going to tell a story about a group of girls recognizing you in public and getting super excited about it.
It benefits you financially to be married, until you have kids…
My credit card number was stolen a few months ago. They spend a few hundred bucks on pajamagram.com. It just made me sad that I didn’t have a girl to buy lingerie for.
100% agree. I can wash my hands and grab a towel by myself. Tips are for the bartenders.