Any company that doesn’t provide free coffee to their employees is stupid. Do you not want them to be more productive because they are cracked out on the best non-alcoholic drink in the world?
I can’t wait to see all the girls react to finding out that the bachelor already took one of them to boner city, like a year before the show was filmed.
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You forgot glasses, because you’re too hungover to have your contacts in.
Any company that doesn’t provide free coffee to their employees is stupid. Do you not want them to be more productive because they are cracked out on the best non-alcoholic drink in the world?
It’s how he met his current girlfriend.
Ehh, I stopped worrying about being single and started worrying about other shit, a long time ago.
Never stop wearing your retainers. Your teeth will move back if you stop wearing them.
By paying him only in cases of Miller Lite, cartons of cigarettes, and not condoms.
You can’t be hungover if you’re just drunk all the time.
I’ll just nap in the bathroom, later. I don’t need anyone’s permission.
I don’t blame you. It was over four hours long. They need to cut down on the unnecessary replays and excessive tv time outs, but they won’t.
I prefer my raccoon hat, with the tail that hangs off the back.
Why didn’t you like my line?
I would go.
After reading this, I’d probably rather share a cube with Mike than you.
Good for you, Delph. I only coach fantasy teams.
Making eye contact with her while you’re on the thigh abductor. PGPM.
I can’t wait to see all the girls react to finding out that the bachelor already took one of them to boner city, like a year before the show was filmed.
Halfway down the list, I realized I was reading this in basic white girl voice in my head.
It would’ve been a power move if he didn’t give the girl he’s already banged a rose.
I went there at 3am Thursday-Sunday this weekend, so I hope so.
Dave, if you don’t pull the trigger and hire this straight shooter, one your competitors will. Tick tock.