I dropped my phone last week and it broke the camera on the screen. Me not being able to take goofy selfies at work, in the squad Snapchat group, is ruining my life!
22. Refuse to give up your seat for airline employees, when they overbook the plane, and the airport police tells you they’ll make you get off the plane.
Roommate’s friends who live with their parents in the burbs always stay at our place in the city and bring girls back to our place. Or hook up with other girls who live with their parents, who stay at our place the same nights.
Yeah, the sex part is unrealistic, the guests are the ones banging. My roommates’ same annoying weekend guests are banging everywhere in our apartment. I’m talking our shower, all of our couches, my bed when I’m not home, the kitchen floor, a blow up mattress. When will it end!?!?!?!?!?
I love all these days, besides the day before Thanksgiving. Nothing worse than seeing people from your hometown, that you hope you’d never see ever again.
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Post when and where for the Chicago trip. I want to buy you guys a round of Mic Ultras and a Bud Light for Duda.
You can dry your hands faster with paper towels and they aren’t annoyingly loud. Paper towels > hand dryers.
Some loser took his little sister to prom? Just be an asshole to her date, like a normal older brother.
Write a column about the shenanigans.
Solid bar taste, Nick. Old Town and Lincoln Park are life.
A guy with frat in his username drinks six packs? Soft.
I dropped my phone last week and it broke the camera on the screen. Me not being able to take goofy selfies at work, in the squad Snapchat group, is ruining my life!
22. Refuse to give up your seat for airline employees, when they overbook the plane, and the airport police tells you they’ll make you get off the plane.
I don’t get laid enough to even think about which days are better to make a two piece puzzle with a lady.
I quit my work league, because being this guy got old. They need more 5’10 white guy leagues.
Don’t sweat it. I’m not on a diet and I freak out at way more stupid shit than this.
I don’t care that it’s not real. I’d play for Blue Mountain State!
Roommate’s friends who live with their parents in the burbs always stay at our place in the city and bring girls back to our place. Or hook up with other girls who live with their parents, who stay at our place the same nights.
Yeah, the sex part is unrealistic, the guests are the ones banging. My roommates’ same annoying weekend guests are banging everywhere in our apartment. I’m talking our shower, all of our couches, my bed when I’m not home, the kitchen floor, a blow up mattress. When will it end!?!?!?!?!?
I love all these days, besides the day before Thanksgiving. Nothing worse than seeing people from your hometown, that you hope you’d never see ever again.
They could’ve just graduated last week. HighSchoolPostGradProblem.
I like Coors Light. It’s cheap, I’m poor, and you can drink a ton of them in one sitting.
There is no case for or not for tattoos. Do whatever you want.
Nah, the higher up I am, the better it is to drink.
The only people who buy houses super young are either married, very rich, or live in a place with zero property value.