I had to wait 10 weeks, after December graduation, until my first job start date. All I did was play Xbox, work out, and drink with the other peasants who lived with their parents in our hometown. That shit was lit.
I got a new dentist and eye doctor, a year ago. They’re both hot, like 30, and I thought they were flirting with me. Then I found out they both are married. Your doctor is just doing their job.
Living with my parents for the week in the burbs, before I can move into my new apt. Have already finished a venti coffee and an expression shot, during this 90 minute commute. LET’S GET IT!
I’d take any alcoholic, pack a day smoking, handicap golfer over any of the garbage candidates from last election cycle, as long as they did a good job.
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Wearing the same skull shirt he wore as a little kid? Barrett’s summer fashion tips would do Sid wonders.
Trying to get laid at a company party, because it will probably make the CEO promote you. PGPM.
All my best friend’s girlfriend’s friends went to Ivy League schools and have really good jobs. I’m still trying to trick one of them into dating me.
Do bachelor parties who do this sip on matching wiener straws too?
Pretending to not know who people are who are less famous than you is a power move. Or he really just hasn’t heard of her, i don’t know.
I had to wait 10 weeks, after December graduation, until my first job start date. All I did was play Xbox, work out, and drink with the other peasants who lived with their parents in our hometown. That shit was lit.
Giving career advice, even though you’re homeless. PGPM.
I got a new dentist and eye doctor, a year ago. They’re both hot, like 30, and I thought they were flirting with me. Then I found out they both are married. Your doctor is just doing their job.
Girl with the free VIP Third Eye Blind tickets, sup?
You should just ask Dillon or Defries if you can crash on their couch.
How do you even pronounce “Elyx”?
If it’s true that you always roll solo with six girls, one of the guys in my crew kinda sucks and I live in Chicago. We can swap you two out.
Living with my parents for the week in the burbs, before I can move into my new apt. Have already finished a venti coffee and an expression shot, during this 90 minute commute. LET’S GET IT!
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I bet Defries does this for Grandex.
Being bald isn’t a terrible look, as long as you’re not fat too.
I’d take any alcoholic, pack a day smoking, handicap golfer over any of the garbage candidates from last election cycle, as long as they did a good job.
Seeing a celebrity in person and not bugging them. PGPM.
I mean, he’s already done it before. Watch this technique! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
The people who act like this are the same people who post stuff on social media about their s/o regularly.