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I am “drunk” and “need to leave Home Depot”
No what the hell of course I am, I’m saying it’s not unique to like all of those things.
I always love when people say they like dogs and Netflix. Like what else are you in to? Lobster and oral sex?
The only reason I have lotion is because my mother physically placed a bottle in my house while helping me move in.
“Would you like a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor?” is and always will be my favorite quote from the office
I love the parity of this site. Between “I’m getting fucked up” and “I’m getting my shit together”
My friend asked the same question to his girlfriend at prom, she said yes, took him to the woods and broke up with him.
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb ba bomb bomb
I’m sitting here wondering what I did wrong to get less than a five from someone
My uber rating is exactly 4.83
Surprisingly quality joke coming from Girl with the “share with the rest of the class” dig
Chicago is like the Wild West of drinking apparently
I’ll have you know I am a 24 year old white guy thank you very much
Duda clearly found the limitless pill and tapped in to his brain to write content I genuinely enjoy.
Hey cool I’m left handed too. What do you typically shoot?
There is a God
You know, mind bottling… Like when all of your thoughts get jumbled up like they’re in a bottle.
Yo it’s literally called Harry Potter Scared Texts lol
Why would you share this and not well… share?
I desperately hope for a study to come out that says standing all day at work gives you gout or something just to shut the yuppies up.