I’ve eaten so much chicken that I can’t take it anymore. PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

Coffee simultaneously serving as a pick-me-up and a laxative. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.