When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Preemptively wearing icy hot in anticipation of a pulled back. PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

I got dumped on a Sunday afternoon. PGP.

“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.