Rachel has made me terrified to date. She seemed great going in, but somehow even she was able to fall into the trap of wanting to get married more than she wanted to find the right person
That would be one of the most iconic lines in Bachelor history if Han Solo hadn’t already claimed it as one of the most iconic lines in film history
Still an impressive reference from her though. Raven made off with a spot in Paradise, free advertising for her store, her first orgasm, and not being engaged to Nick. Good for her
The story about Vanessa being a failed actress tainted her forever. Now I can’t help but think of her as the girl way out of your league whose number you get at a party, and you’re feeling really good about yourself because of how well you hit it off, but then within a few texts she invites you to her multi-level marketing scheme
This about covers it, but I also give my friends this advice too:
If you actually do rekindle a relationship with your ex, it’s a lot like reheating a leftover steak: even if you do it perfectly, it will never be as good as it was before
I’ve definitely shit on a writer in the comment section before but I think it says a lot more that 6+ years after TFM stormed onto my Facebook feed, I’m still reading a Grandex site. Best of luck Dorno
I imagine the first few years when you’re establishing your name in the field, getting tenure, and getting grad students might be rough. After that it definitely sounds like a cakewalk, provided you choose to be a middle tier researcher. I see plenty of people in my field who publish minor variations of the same paper over and over again and make it a career. But the people at the top of the game are definitely stressed as hell
The constant meat eating during the rose ceremonies was the biggest power move in show history. That man could not help shitting all over everyone else. We did not deserve Chad, and neither did Jojo
I honestly think Corinne has actually had very little sex. She’s like a girl who finally breaks up with her high school boyfriend in her 20s, and she desperately wants to slut it up but she’s too far behind the curve. Why would you pull the Varsity Blues whipped cream thing unless you’ve never watched Pornhub?
Subtle detail that makes me fucking love the dolphin girl now: she kept her southern accent up for the shotgun wedding the entire time, not just during yhe photoshoot. Gotta admire someone dedicating that much to a character
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I assume it was a typo but I also believe Girl would definitely mispronounce mercury
Rachel has made me terrified to date. She seemed great going in, but somehow even she was able to fall into the trap of wanting to get married more than she wanted to find the right person
What if every girl is Girl?
That ending was straight up horrifying
Just wanna say to Bolen that it was a nice surprise checking Dwight Howard’s twitter yesterday
I think deep down we all want to be Hank Hill
He’s a bodybuilder on a budget. Those are free gains
I love the sweet, sweet sounds of Sportscenter personally, but obviously some women are offended when I start paying attention to the highlights
That would be one of the most iconic lines in Bachelor history if Han Solo hadn’t already claimed it as one of the most iconic lines in film history
Still an impressive reference from her though. Raven made off with a spot in Paradise, free advertising for her store, her first orgasm, and not being engaged to Nick. Good for her
The story about Vanessa being a failed actress tainted her forever. Now I can’t help but think of her as the girl way out of your league whose number you get at a party, and you’re feeling really good about yourself because of how well you hit it off, but then within a few texts she invites you to her multi-level marketing scheme
This about covers it, but I also give my friends this advice too:
If you actually do rekindle a relationship with your ex, it’s a lot like reheating a leftover steak: even if you do it perfectly, it will never be as good as it was before
I’ve definitely shit on a writer in the comment section before but I think it says a lot more that 6+ years after TFM stormed onto my Facebook feed, I’m still reading a Grandex site. Best of luck Dorno
I imagine the first few years when you’re establishing your name in the field, getting tenure, and getting grad students might be rough. After that it definitely sounds like a cakewalk, provided you choose to be a middle tier researcher. I see plenty of people in my field who publish minor variations of the same paper over and over again and make it a career. But the people at the top of the game are definitely stressed as hell
The constant meat eating during the rose ceremonies was the biggest power move in show history. That man could not help shitting all over everyone else. We did not deserve Chad, and neither did Jojo
I honestly think Corinne has actually had very little sex. She’s like a girl who finally breaks up with her high school boyfriend in her 20s, and she desperately wants to slut it up but she’s too far behind the curve. Why would you pull the Varsity Blues whipped cream thing unless you’ve never watched Pornhub?
Vanessa sounds like she was written by Bachelor fans. That’s why everyone likes her
The other Danielle is so unbelievably hot that she’s gonna make top 6 without having to have a personality
2 weeks ago I made that same call
“I’m sorry we need 48 hours notice, you will be billed for the cancellation”
Subtle detail that makes me fucking love the dolphin girl now: she kept her southern accent up for the shotgun wedding the entire time, not just during yhe photoshoot. Gotta admire someone dedicating that much to a character
What if it was misspelled originally and she just wanted it to be accurate? This is a Paris Hilton quote we’re talking about
I watch her videos on mute and imagine she’s yelling angry sexual shit at me