Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

At lunch I called around for auto insurance quotes.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.