I’m leaving today to move to England for a year for grad school. My horsemen were weighing my suitcase, printing my bank statement, cancelling the wifi subscription in my car, and saying goodbye to my cat.
On weekends, my dad likes to make layered coffees with his espresso machine. He starts with grinding the beans and everything. Sometimes he tries to make art in the foam for me. No man will ever love me like he does, and it makes weekends spent with him all the more special.
If you haven’t been to an elementary school cafeteria since you were a student, don’t. The smell is absolutely repulsive. That said, steak fingers with mashed potatoes and gravy was my jam, and in high school the lunch ladies made real fried chicken. Bless those sweet women, we never deserved them.
Yeah turns out they can remove it and give you a nighttime retainer. The Ortho I saw said he did adult retainer removals all the time. Took under 15 minutes to get the thing off and have a mold made, picked up the clear plastic retainer that afternoon.
After 11 years, yesterday made the first day that marked true adulthood. I finally had the permanent lower retainer removed from my teeth. Its been a decade since there wasn’t metal glued in my mouth and I don’t know how I’m supposed to celebrate that. Margaritas??
The down payment on decor is absolutely what breaks you, and its too easy to pick up a bunch of mass produced, poor quality, pinterest-inspired Joanna Gaines BS wall art. Visit yard sales, craft shows, and local festivals to look for truly unique pieces for the same price as the Chinese garbage.
I wasn’t looking for a boyfriend in southern France summer before last, and he wasn’t looking for a girlfriend, but we did find each other accidentally. There’s a difference between Actively Looking, Active Availability, and Passive Existence.
All of my worldly possessions can be summed up as the contents of a single suitcase and a one way ticket to London, UK. I’ve quit my day job and I’m going chase my dreams. Don’t have faith in me, chances are we’ll all be dead by the time I’m famous.
I’ve told my boyfriend multiple times that I don’t want a diamond. They’re too cliché, everyone has one, and they aren’t all that valuable. I would rather spend that money on a house. He comes from a family of jewellers, and has warned me there will have to be a second diamond ring just to be worn around them (especially his sister). That’s my humble brag for the day I guess?
PREACH. Where I live, the “farm chic” is style is everywhere. All I see is splinters and tetanus in the homes of these rich women who have never visited a farm except to take highly instagrammable pumpkin patch pictures of their 2.5 brats.
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This weekend is all about fish and chips and pints of English brew, mates. Cheers!
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I’m leaving today to move to England for a year for grad school. My horsemen were weighing my suitcase, printing my bank statement, cancelling the wifi subscription in my car, and saying goodbye to my cat.
Sending my boyfriend to spend time with my friends would be cruel. Possibly actual torture.
On weekends, my dad likes to make layered coffees with his espresso machine. He starts with grinding the beans and everything. Sometimes he tries to make art in the foam for me. No man will ever love me like he does, and it makes weekends spent with him all the more special.
If you haven’t been to an elementary school cafeteria since you were a student, don’t. The smell is absolutely repulsive. That said, steak fingers with mashed potatoes and gravy was my jam, and in high school the lunch ladies made real fried chicken. Bless those sweet women, we never deserved them.
So is buying a round of shots (tequila or otherwise) for my boyfriend’s friends the move or not, asking for me.
Yeah turns out they can remove it and give you a nighttime retainer. The Ortho I saw said he did adult retainer removals all the time. Took under 15 minutes to get the thing off and have a mold made, picked up the clear plastic retainer that afternoon.
Go live your best life.
After 11 years, yesterday made the first day that marked true adulthood. I finally had the permanent lower retainer removed from my teeth. Its been a decade since there wasn’t metal glued in my mouth and I don’t know how I’m supposed to celebrate that. Margaritas??
The down payment on decor is absolutely what breaks you, and its too easy to pick up a bunch of mass produced, poor quality, pinterest-inspired Joanna Gaines BS wall art. Visit yard sales, craft shows, and local festivals to look for truly unique pieces for the same price as the Chinese garbage.
At me when you find out
Pullovers are the best way to instantly upgrade a man. They look classy without being pretentious.
Looking forward to it.
I wasn’t looking for a boyfriend in southern France summer before last, and he wasn’t looking for a girlfriend, but we did find each other accidentally. There’s a difference between Actively Looking, Active Availability, and Passive Existence.
As a nice girl in Nashvegas, pass.
All of my worldly possessions can be summed up as the contents of a single suitcase and a one way ticket to London, UK. I’ve quit my day job and I’m going chase my dreams. Don’t have faith in me, chances are we’ll all be dead by the time I’m famous.
I’ve told my boyfriend multiple times that I don’t want a diamond. They’re too cliché, everyone has one, and they aren’t all that valuable. I would rather spend that money on a house. He comes from a family of jewellers, and has warned me there will have to be a second diamond ring just to be worn around them (especially his sister). That’s my humble brag for the day I guess?
PREACH. Where I live, the “farm chic” is style is everywhere. All I see is splinters and tetanus in the homes of these rich women who have never visited a farm except to take highly instagrammable pumpkin patch pictures of their 2.5 brats.
“But I’m nice” is the worst argument, and you explained why perfectly
Just as I was looking forward to eating something other than beefaroni, hit and run on my car. Can’t win for losing.