Gatorade “glacier freeze” is the only way to kick off a day of semi-hungover day drinking. If you’re me, you’re also taking vitamins and ibuprofen with the assumption that they’ll actually put a dent in things but you’ll end up just powering through it by piling a few mimosas on top of it all.
I like how you took the ‘last name pun’ to the absolute extreme here by showing Hamm’s obsession with all things lunch meat, even him going so far as to slather himself in mayo. I lost it at that part
Worked as a service coordinator on-and-off throughout late high school/early college for my dad’s small retail business. You occasionally get calls from people who you think can’t actually be like that, but they are. You build more character and learn more about people working in retail than you do in most other jobs out there
It sounds like he is high in IQ but low in EQ. This is often the case with those who are largely analytical (you mentioned he works in finance and risk management with statistics) – they sometimes lack creativity and compassion in their personality. In an effort to seek out faults in your grammar, judgement, choices in entertainment/culture, etc., he beleaguers you rather than offering help purely out of kindness. Just my two cents.
I kind of liked how he exclusively did material from his early days at the actual venue where he started out. Sure, every one of us Seinfeld fans has heard the “laundry party/sock escape” bit, but those bits still kill. That being said, it wouldn’t hurt to add a few new bits to his repertoire.
The anxiety one gets from checking the clock, while inadvertently waking in the early morning hours on a weekday, creates a negative feedback loop representative of what hell must be like.
Btw I just want to make it clear that I’m not one of those insufferable Netflix contrarians that is anti-big-series. I still watch Narcos, House of Cards, BoJack Horseman, etc.
I agree that The Office is much better than Game of Thrones. Gave GoT a chance by watching the first couple episodes and it didn’t grab me. Destroy me if you must, but I don’t get what all the GoT hype is about.
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Gatorade “glacier freeze” is the only way to kick off a day of semi-hungover day drinking. If you’re me, you’re also taking vitamins and ibuprofen with the assumption that they’ll actually put a dent in things but you’ll end up just powering through it by piling a few mimosas on top of it all.
à la Alex Jones
I like how you took the ‘last name pun’ to the absolute extreme here by showing Hamm’s obsession with all things lunch meat, even him going so far as to slather himself in mayo. I lost it at that part
Judge Smails would be irate
Buy?! Bushwood?!
Worked as a service coordinator on-and-off throughout late high school/early college for my dad’s small retail business. You occasionally get calls from people who you think can’t actually be like that, but they are. You build more character and learn more about people working in retail than you do in most other jobs out there
Two different words with “â” in them. Nice way to put out the elegant vibe, Will.
I don’t wanna be morbid but I’m kind of a fan of the occasional existentially depressing article. Good work, Duda.
It sounds like he is high in IQ but low in EQ. This is often the case with those who are largely analytical (you mentioned he works in finance and risk management with statistics) – they sometimes lack creativity and compassion in their personality. In an effort to seek out faults in your grammar, judgement, choices in entertainment/culture, etc., he beleaguers you rather than offering help purely out of kindness. Just my two cents.
“Hey, everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!” – Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik)
I kind of liked how he exclusively did material from his early days at the actual venue where he started out. Sure, every one of us Seinfeld fans has heard the “laundry party/sock escape” bit, but those bits still kill. That being said, it wouldn’t hurt to add a few new bits to his repertoire.
“Jejune”
Yeesh. Seems like this weekend’s batch of stories were especially brutal
“None of this is real.” – Jim Carey
The anxiety one gets from checking the clock, while inadvertently waking in the early morning hours on a weekday, creates a negative feedback loop representative of what hell must be like.
Dear God. Dozing off while watching Frasier is disturbingly relatable
I’m already phoning it in. My Fall/Winter companion is just going to be seasonal beer.
Btw I just want to make it clear that I’m not one of those insufferable Netflix contrarians that is anti-big-series. I still watch Narcos, House of Cards, BoJack Horseman, etc.
I agree that The Office is much better than Game of Thrones. Gave GoT a chance by watching the first couple episodes and it didn’t grab me. Destroy me if you must, but I don’t get what all the GoT hype is about.