Smitty 8 years ago on Bringing Your Lunch To Work Is The Sign Of A Broken Man This is an article that brings even the Michelina’s man to his knees. Feelings of shame and guilt as he instinctively begins to defend his $0.99 of pity lunch, but realizes there’s no kidding anyone -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: ClassPass White people…spending a 1/4 month’s rent on a gym instead of 1/40 -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on A Practical Guide To Men's Fashion Any men’s fashion article urging you to wear only black socks has ceased to be a fashion article -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on I Stayed In All Weekend And Became A Productive Human Again False, the Scaries occur every Sunday night. They’re just a gazillion times worse after a boozy weekend of debauchery -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Hate On How I Dress But I'm Going To Keep Doing Me My previous go-to for the Charleston scene is “People round here dress up to go to the gas station” 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Chipotle Wants You Back So Badly They're Giving Away Free Burritos I think this should be Financial Lesson #1 to An Unemployed Man’s Guide to Life Domination 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on I Don't Know What To Do With This Column A Guy Wrote About His Girlfriend Having A Crush On Me You know she’s psycho when she says poor instead of peasant. One’s usage is funny and the other is like “oh, you actually hate poor people…” -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Update: The Patagonian Sailor That Apparently Figured Out Retirement At 25 Is Now Selling His Boat -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Drink A Beer About It I was sold at “vivacious little biscuit” 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Smitty 8 years ago on Drink A Beer About It Funny way to discover the car. If you’re lookin to replace it, I heard Avery’s Auto had a Rav 4 on the lot… 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
This is an article that brings even the Michelina’s man to his knees. Feelings of shame and guilt as he instinctively begins to defend his $0.99 of pity lunch, but realizes there’s no kidding anyone
White people…spending a 1/4 month’s rent on a gym instead of 1/40
Any men’s fashion article urging you to wear only black socks has ceased to be a fashion article
False, the Scaries occur every Sunday night. They’re just a gazillion times worse after a boozy weekend of debauchery
My previous go-to for the Charleston scene is “People round here dress up to go to the gas station”
I think this should be Financial Lesson #1 to An Unemployed Man’s Guide to Life Domination
You know she’s psycho when she says poor instead of peasant. One’s usage is funny and the other is like “oh, you actually hate poor people…”
I was sold at “vivacious little biscuit”
Funny way to discover the car. If you’re lookin to replace it, I heard Avery’s Auto had a Rav 4 on the lot…