Defries, the ultimate hangover cure is to wear socks, sweatpants, and a sweatshirt to bed when you get drunk. You’ll sweat that shit right out and be way too drunk to care about how hot you are. Seriously try it, changed my life.
Seems like he actually gives a shit about his home state. Would be cool to see what he could do. However, I think he’d be treated as a joke by a lot of other people in government
Jesus speaks the truth, if you’re too socially incompetent to hold a 5 minute phone call the. You need to work on your talking game not your texting game
Text her daily reminders every morning at 9 am on the dot. This should be your only communication with her till you meet. It definitely won’t fail you.
Seeing Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec is what inspired me to work out and eat healthy, seriously that dude looks amazing for his age. He’s actually barely younger than Kerry in real life
Know who else is getting thicc? Defries. Seriously his girlfriend better hang on tight or she’ll soon find that Will isn’t the only cuck in that relationship
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As someone who has never stepped foot in a Whole Foods. Is it worth the extra price Defries? I mean what is the benefit?
Tammy
I can’t wait for Girls Night Out. AKA I can’t wait to put my tongue down a strangers throats while my BF/fiancé/husband is at home.
Damn man don’t tempt me with a good time
Getting cucked by a marine. PGP
Ya boy is treating himself tonight. Ribeye, fries, jalapeño poppers. Washing it all down with some beer and scotch.
Defries, the ultimate hangover cure is to wear socks, sweatpants, and a sweatshirt to bed when you get drunk. You’ll sweat that shit right out and be way too drunk to care about how hot you are. Seriously try it, changed my life.
This guy is everything I aspire to be, except without being a condescending douche to everybody
Shitting your pants at 1 pm. PGP
Making a Ken Bone account and hoping it’d be popular. PGP
Seems like he actually gives a shit about his home state. Would be cool to see what he could do. However, I think he’d be treated as a joke by a lot of other people in government
Jesus speaks the truth, if you’re too socially incompetent to hold a 5 minute phone call the. You need to work on your talking game not your texting game
Text her daily reminders every morning at 9 am on the dot. This should be your only communication with her till you meet. It definitely won’t fail you.
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Seeing Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec is what inspired me to work out and eat healthy, seriously that dude looks amazing for his age. He’s actually barely younger than Kerry in real life
Know who else is getting thicc? Defries. Seriously his girlfriend better hang on tight or she’ll soon find that Will isn’t the only cuck in that relationship
You sound like a douche
Honey BBQ wings, jalapeño poppers, mozzarella sticks, Corona, Chips & salsa, queso, chocolate chip cookies. Posted up at home with the wife and kid
I don’t even play soccer
Calling Mark Zuckerburg a nerdy cuck. TFM