I full concur with the sentiment of “fuck Phillip Rivers” so much so that exact phrase cause a giant fight with my ex on Twitter ending in me telling her to sit in the corner, because, you know, I’m an adult. A drink adult. But still an adult.
The upside to this article is that we know there are men who have escaped your soul crushing, self absorbed, self righteous Venus fly trap of a vagina.
One of the unintentionally best parts of that show is when the other characters periodically over-explain simple concepts to Ice. It’s absolutely fantastic.
If we break up with her it will just spawn another list about all the ways men oppress her and can’t handle adult relationships blah blah blah. The cure is worse than the disease.
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I full concur with the sentiment of “fuck Phillip Rivers” so much so that exact phrase cause a giant fight with my ex on Twitter ending in me telling her to sit in the corner, because, you know, I’m an adult. A drink adult. But still an adult.
I object to the picture for this article because Amy Schumer is a fat, unfunny, miserable cunt.
Other than that, great article Ryan.
I would rather get in an elevator with Ray Rice 5 times a day for the rest of my life than go to the DMV one time.
My last work wife and I got drunk at happy hour and she ended up cheating on her fiancé. For about 3 months. PGP.
“I make my parents wish they remembered to utilize birth control: The Kendra Syrdal Story”
Someone call Kendra and tell her this is what an article looks like.
So when will you hold yourself accountable for your terrible articles and undeserved sense of superiority?
I would have said Elite Daily but you’re dead on here.
I like to imagine small children as tiny drunk adults. It makes them infinitely easier to deal with.
“So how much do I owe you?” Usually produced entertaining results.
The upside to this article is that we know there are men who have escaped your soul crushing, self absorbed, self righteous Venus fly trap of a vagina.
One of the unintentionally best parts of that show is when the other characters periodically over-explain simple concepts to Ice. It’s absolutely fantastic.
If we break up with her it will just spawn another list about all the ways men oppress her and can’t handle adult relationships blah blah blah. The cure is worse than the disease.
Are we surprised the girl who doesn’t wash her bras and makes her own tampons wrote a column on decorum after a break up? Nope? Didn’t think so.