I always thought it would be cool if engagements were a two-way street. Like you get the girl the ring and she gets down on a knee afterwards and gives you something cool like an expensive bottle of scotch or a new hunting rifle or something…
If you don’t mind hanging out with a bunch of Air Force people we have a pretty solid friend group in the Norman/OKC area, and yes there are actually girls in the group.
Bachelorette parties at the clubs are so frustrating because the girls are usually pretty hot and dancing on each other, but every time you ask one of them to dance they just give you this weird drunken look and say, “No I’m with my friends”. I’m like girl only one of you is getting married so stop being pretentious.
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I know this was supposed to be funny, but I felt that the delivery was weak.
After dinner cigar with some scotch is my move.
Haha this whole article was really just a humble brag about knocking boots all weekend.
I always thought it would be cool if engagements were a two-way street. Like you get the girl the ring and she gets down on a knee afterwards and gives you something cool like an expensive bottle of scotch or a new hunting rifle or something…
In my personal experience horse girls usually put out pretty well. For that, I tip my hat to them.
Cyclone by Baby Bash was my turning point…
“Your Love” by The Outfield
Easy there, Chief.
Really thought “Where’s Rachel!” would be included with the Dark Knight quotes. Little disappointed…
If you don’t mind hanging out with a bunch of Air Force people we have a pretty solid friend group in the Norman/OKC area, and yes there are actually girls in the group.
Bachelorette parties at the clubs are so frustrating because the girls are usually pretty hot and dancing on each other, but every time you ask one of them to dance they just give you this weird drunken look and say, “No I’m with my friends”. I’m like girl only one of you is getting married so stop being pretentious.
So not to be negative about the whole thing, but it sounds like you friend zoned him pretty much right away… #TeamNate