It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

Having the right idea, but not the means to achieve it. PGP.

Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

My boss calls me “princess.” PGP.

Getting called sir or ma’am by someone only a few years younger than you. #PGP

The only men that hit on me are old enough to be my father and creepy enough to be my uncle. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.