Am I the only one who takes messy dumps, or do girls do that also? I feel like my bung hole sometimes is like a muddy geyser of soft moist poop that just doesn’t break off cleanly.
#2. You can spend hours taking a hot steamy dump while your bung hole erupts like Mount St. Helen and have juevos rancheros every night for dinner without having to share the bathroom. Jeez – I left more skidmarks on my toilet than a dragster during a burnout.
That’s awesome that you had sex 3 nights in a row. Too bad your wife’s bung hole probably spews out poop like Mount St. Helen, and she probably leaves more skid-marks on the toilet than a dragster on a racetrack. Jesus Christ she probably has more wax in her ears than a candle shop.
You should invest in toilet paper because my girlfriend made Juevos Rancheros last night and clam chowder chimichangas and my bung hole is like a sewer of hot wet goopy diahhrea that is not breaking off clean.
Movie popcorn makes my bung hole erupt like Mt. St. Helen after a 5000 year slumber. Fuck, I cleared out that theater faster than a cotton picker running from his white man master.
Most pizzas taste good going in. But from my experience, most greasy fast-food pizza leaves my anus like a hot wet moist cloud of ash leaves Mt. St. Helen. There are currently more skid marks on my toilet than a racetrack after a dragster burnout.
There are men and women who dedicate their lives to serve our country. Plenty of them have lost an arm or a leg, or even both, in battle. As you all debate, consider the sacrifices that those brave men and women make for you all.
I have really messy diarrhea quite often (I have fast-food Juevos Rancheros for dinner most nights seeing how its cheap) and breakfast tacos every morning, so my bung hole is like Mount St. Helen to be honest. It can erupt at any given moment.
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Yeah, eggs make me poop.That’s why my bung-hole resembles the eruption of Krakatoa.
Great observation. Not like everyone else on planet earth had the same idea, bigshot.
That’s the best you could come up with, slugger?
The only thing raining is my bunghole. It’s like chocolate hail in this toilet, jeez.
Hey bud, it’s working just fine. Why don’t you take your one-inch willy up on outta here before you get hurt, chump.
Am I the only one who takes messy dumps, or do girls do that also? I feel like my bung hole sometimes is like a muddy geyser of soft moist poop that just doesn’t break off cleanly.
#1 – porn without headphones sucks.
#2. You can spend hours taking a hot steamy dump while your bung hole erupts like Mount St. Helen and have juevos rancheros every night for dinner without having to share the bathroom. Jeez – I left more skidmarks on my toilet than a dragster during a burnout.
That’s awesome that you had sex 3 nights in a row. Too bad your wife’s bung hole probably spews out poop like Mount St. Helen, and she probably leaves more skid-marks on the toilet than a dragster on a racetrack. Jesus Christ she probably has more wax in her ears than a candle shop.
Nothing is worse than having a messy shit during your wedding. Holy jesus.
I take 5 showers every day because that’s how much it takes to clean my filthy bung hole.
Is “The Homie” Dillon’s son?
Is “The Homie” Dillon’s son?
Serious question. Would you rather a 14 inch long, and really thick willy, or a 1 inch willy?
You should invest in toilet paper because my girlfriend made Juevos Rancheros last night and clam chowder chimichangas and my bung hole is like a sewer of hot wet goopy diahhrea that is not breaking off clean.
Movie popcorn makes my bung hole erupt like Mt. St. Helen after a 5000 year slumber. Fuck, I cleared out that theater faster than a cotton picker running from his white man master.
Most pizzas taste good going in. But from my experience, most greasy fast-food pizza leaves my anus like a hot wet moist cloud of ash leaves Mt. St. Helen. There are currently more skid marks on my toilet than a racetrack after a dragster burnout.
There are men and women who dedicate their lives to serve our country. Plenty of them have lost an arm or a leg, or even both, in battle. As you all debate, consider the sacrifices that those brave men and women make for you all.
How much do you make per year? I make $48,000
And that’s how I don’t gain much weight.
I have really messy diarrhea quite often (I have fast-food Juevos Rancheros for dinner most nights seeing how its cheap) and breakfast tacos every morning, so my bung hole is like Mount St. Helen to be honest. It can erupt at any given moment.