I don’t have an issue using a person’s name, but I have had men who try to shorten my name into a nickname when they don’t know me at all. It’s super creepy, and part of my job involves recruiting so it happens to me pretty often
My tolerance for bullshit has completely gone down since I hit 30. It’s become much easier to cut out the negativity because it just doesn’t matter to me in the long run
The last wedding I went to, I was dancing with the best man when the song switched to “Time of My Life” from Dirty Dancing. He transitioned perfectly to Swayze and I followed suit. Everyone moved aside and let us do our thang, included the jump move which actually worked for about 6 seconds before we both went crashing down on the floor in hysterical laughter. You can bet your ass that guy got my number.
Same with passing around a card to collect money for whoever’s upcoming birthday/baby/wedding/alien abduction. Knowing how much money everyone else in the company makes also sucks because I know I need that $10 more than you do SHARON so it’s gonna be a hard pass from me
“A deeply rooted desire to say fuck you to every lifestyle blog out there insinuating that I have to meal prep, go to bed at 9:30 pm, and drink lemon water daily to be a successful young professional woman.” – this is perfect
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I don’t have an issue using a person’s name, but I have had men who try to shorten my name into a nickname when they don’t know me at all. It’s super creepy, and part of my job involves recruiting so it happens to me pretty often
My tolerance for bullshit has completely gone down since I hit 30. It’s become much easier to cut out the negativity because it just doesn’t matter to me in the long run
I can’t imagine having friends like this
So instead of watching Snookie pee herself in the club, are we going to be watching her change diapers…?
This is brilliant
This was a nice read for a Monday morning
The last wedding I went to, I was dancing with the best man when the song switched to “Time of My Life” from Dirty Dancing. He transitioned perfectly to Swayze and I followed suit. Everyone moved aside and let us do our thang, included the jump move which actually worked for about 6 seconds before we both went crashing down on the floor in hysterical laughter. You can bet your ass that guy got my number.
Very much needed this today. Thanks bro
Sabarro on 34th and 8th. Best pizza in NY
I plan on buying a house within the year and my bathroom stipulations are high because I need a kickass tub. This definitely helped my motivation
Same with passing around a card to collect money for whoever’s upcoming birthday/baby/wedding/alien abduction. Knowing how much money everyone else in the company makes also sucks because I know I need that $10 more than you do SHARON so it’s gonna be a hard pass from me
Please make this a series
“A deeply rooted desire to say fuck you to every lifestyle blog out there insinuating that I have to meal prep, go to bed at 9:30 pm, and drink lemon water daily to be a successful young professional woman.” – this is perfect
Next time I’m on Bumble I will screen shot and send them to you
Or when all of his pictures are from 10+ years ago by the date and time stamp in the corner shown it was taken from a digital camera
On the flip side, also had a candidate who tried to hug the receptionist, and that shit also got shredded
I had a candidate who was rude to the receptionist once and I shredded her resume as soon as I heard about it
Wait wait, was that one stick of deodorant or a pack of 6-8?
Monster Mash goes hard anywhere anytime
I stopped to read this before I went to lunch so I felt just as hangry as Todd. Just let the man eat!