The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

That feeling when you know you’re the first one to sit on a clean toilet in the morning. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

Married coworkers telling you to never get married. PGP.

Walking very quickly through the office with a concerned look on your face so people think you’re actually busy. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Not going to the doctor because no news is good news. PGP.

Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.