Wait, so you understood exactly what their advice meant, got pissed off at them for not wording it correctly, gave exactly the same advice, but worded better, their advice worked, and you still call it shitty advice? You must be fun to be around.
I would even settle for TGDAG: Take a “Break”, Todd bangs Claire at the Derby (again), and then Todd and Girl get back together and try to work through their “problems”
Advertise
“Hey, my kid’s bday party is this-”
“Sorry, I’m busy.”
“I didn’t say what day it was…”
“Oh, when is it?”
“It’s on the twenty-”
“Yeah, I’m busy.”
Mr. Meesees, I need you to make Todd and Claire happen, and take a couple strokes off my golf game.
Everybody seen the leprechaun say yeahhh!!
Not in the minority, good looking out for your buddy and his wife. We all need a little encouragement sometimes.
We’re all gun shy now.
Tossed you a crisp Andy Jackson
Kiawah delivers! Glad you were able to represent God’s country and take in a game. Go Rangers.
Username also checks out.
Username checks out.
The french were also famous for it in the middle ages.
God bless you.
You got venmo, Cube? We need to get you to Chi-town.
Fully torqued for the hot tub life. I need one on the deck of my sailboat.
Sounds like the makings of a decent column
“The amount of ass… he’s kicked on screen.” Had to reread that sentence because my brain went a completely different direction there.
Wait, so you understood exactly what their advice meant, got pissed off at them for not wording it correctly, gave exactly the same advice, but worded better, their advice worked, and you still call it shitty advice? You must be fun to be around.
5′ 9″ is almost exactly average for a dude. Nicky dicky seems like he’s doing just fine.
You seem like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
I would even settle for TGDAG: Take a “Break”, Todd bangs Claire at the Derby (again), and then Todd and Girl get back together and try to work through their “problems”
God dammit, who gave the “journalists” the label-maker again?