Had a dream about a Toyota Corolla. PGP.

Coffee scented urine.

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Winter beard obscuring winter weight.

If I can stick it out one more year, I’ll be fully vested in my 401k. PGP.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

My last day at my current job is Wednesday. I have nothing to do until then. PGP.

I really need to stop opening a tab at happy hour. PGP.

Preparing for an interview with another company while attempting to still look productive at your current job. PGP.