My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

Going out isn’t worth the hangover anymore. PGP.

Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

I don’t even know how to fake it. PGP.

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP