I’ve spent more on car maintenance than on food this year. PGP.

The coworker sitting across from my cubicle has been threatening to quit his job for months now. PGP.

Customers taking their anger out on you when they call the wrong extension. PGP.

Having to redo three days worth of work because of a formula error on your boss’s spreadsheet. PGP.

My manager always manages to walk by my cubicle whenever I’m texting. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Pretty sure the cleaning ladies stole my earphones last night. PGP.

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

Seeing a cute girl at the gym and pretending to finish a set using the 90 lb free weights.

Feigning plans when invited to happy hour because your budget’s already exhausted.